DWHEELTOAST

Cheese Whiz

One fine day while Joey Wheeler wasn’t home Serenity was hungry because everyone gets hungry now and then.

So she decided to venture over to the fridge but because of her blindness she got stuck in the fridge in an awkward position.

A cheese can had popped out and she thought it was a soda can since she’s blind.

So she popped the can open as if it was a soda can but then cheese was flying everywhere!

So there was cheese whiz all over the kitchen floor. So Serenity thought it was funny soda and she slipped on the floor and fell into the cheese pile.

Joey came in and said “There’s cheese whiz all over the floor!”

And then a giant cheese monster rose up.

Joey screamed like a little girl and ran away.

And then Kaiba laughed.

FOREVERRRR

THE END.

Teddy Bears Are Love

So one day.

Kaiba was in his office on the 99th floor of his giant random Kaiba tower.

And a random bird had just flown into his window.

Which caused him to drop his slice of cake he wasn’t going to eat into his lap, ruining his mood for the day.

So Kaiba was pissed off in his office on the 99th floor of Kaiba Tower.

As if on cue Mokuba entered the office

panting like a bitch

because the elevator was broken and he had to climb like 98 flights of stairs.

Kaiba thought about fixing the elevator but that would cost money

And he liked his money

He liked to take money baths, and swim in his money pool.

But that gave him paper cuts so he stopped doing it as often.

Kaiba looked at his brother

well not really

because you couldn’t even see Mokuba

with the huge stuffed teddy bear he was holding

it was appallingly cute and Kaiba’s eyes twitched at it.

“Where the hell did that come from Mokuba?” Seto asked, eyes unable to stop twitching at it.

Mokuba gasped for air, paused for a second, and waited…

and waited…

and waited more…

And then ate a graham cracker.

And waited a little longer

Little longer

“Yugi sent it to you.”

Kaiba slammed his hands on his desk and stared at his brother through the teddy bear, anger flooding through his veins.

“THE BITCH THINKS I NEED A TEDDY BEAR”

“Big brother you used a bad word..”

“SHUT UP MOKUBA.”

“Well do you want it… or can I have it big brother?”

“Do whatever you want with it.” Kaiba sat back down and pouted.

Because grown men pout when they feel insulted.

Grinning, Mokuba took off with the bear happy out of the office

Kaiba fiddled around with his white trenchcoat

Upon returning to his room, Mokuba grabbed out the secret blueprints he had hidden from his brother.

For 3 hours, he stayed in that room with his teddy bear.

With the sounds of construction behind the door…

Back in Kaiba’s office Kaiba was flapping his trenchcoat violently up and down

Because that was Kaiba’s one and only secret guilty pleasure

playing with his trenchcoat

because it was just awesome

and he liked to flap it as if he was taking off like an airplane

he cleared his throat and then promptly got back to work typing on his computer after finishing playing with his coat

Mokuba returned after finishing his building, still carrying the teddy bear, and knocked on his brother’s door

He set down the bear before his brother could answer it, and pulled out a remote control.

Kaiba got one of his suit slave- I mean security guards to open the door.

By yelling at him of course

Because yelling is Kaiba’s solution to everything.

However, upon opening the door, the teddy bear walked in holding a lazer gun pointed towards the older Kaiba sibling.

“Hey Big Brother. Can I run Kaiba Corp now?”

“OH HELL NAW DID MOTOU PUT YOU UP TO THIS MOKUBA?

Imma ground you and your little bear too!”

and then Kaiba cackled like the wicked witch of the west

Mokuba frowned.

And pushed a button on his remote control, telling his new bear friend to fire his lazer, burning a hole into Kaiba’s white trench coat.

His precious

White

Trench coat.

Kaiba looked down at the newly imprinted hole

His right eyebrow twitched

and what happened next

I bet you’ll never expect

A disco ball pooped down from the ceiling spinning like crazy and a wild spontaneous dance off began

Between Kaiba and the Teddy Bear and Mokuba

The Teddy Bear was firing his lazer everywhar so eventually the disco ball came crashing to the ground shattering everywhere

And the dance off stopped

And Kaiba was PISSED

like I’m talking like someone just burnt all 3 of his blue eyes pissed

MHM

-snap-…-snap…

-snap-

Sugar Coated Muffin Tops

Jack Atlas needed a job so he decided to try and be a mall Santa.

Actually Crow forced him to be a mall Santa.

One day Yugi and Johan went to the mall because Yugi wanted to see Santa.

And Johan wanted to ask Santa for rainbows.

Johan and Yugi waited in a long ass line that took 5 fucking days to go through.

5 FUCKING DAYS.

-RAGEQUITS-

AND WHEN THEY REACHED SANTA JACK.

HE WAS A MAD SANTA BECAUSE HE REALLY HAD TO PISS.

BECAUSE MALL SANTAS DRINK LOTS OF LEMONADE.

MHM

NOT EXPENSIVE COFFEE

LEMONADE.

SO JOHAN LOOKED AT YUGI AND WAS LIKE “YOU GO” AT JOHAN.

BUT YUGI WAS LIKE “YO GO” AT JOHAN.

AND SO THEY YELLED AT EACH OTHER TO GO FOR ANOTHER 3 DAYS.

SO SANTA JACK HAD HELD HIS PISS FOR 3 DAYS.

WHICH IS LIKE

INHUMAN

BUT THIS IS JACK ATLAS

SO WHATEVER.

BUT EVENTUALLY JOHAN DECIDED TO GO FIRST

AND HE SAT IN SANTA JACK’S LAP.

AND ASKED EVER SO NICELY

“Dear old Santa Claus? May I trouble you for some rainbows for Christmas this year?!”

AND SANTA JACK WAS LIKE

“Yeah sure whatever.”

AND THEN

SANTA JACK

SHRIELED IN AN AUSSIE BANTER

AND RAINBOWS APPEARED

AND JOHAN WAS A HAPPY CHILD

SO HE JUMPED OFF OF JACK’S LAP IN JOY AND CHASED THE RAINBOW BECAUSE HE WANTED

SOME

GOD

DAMN

SKITTLES

YUGI

THEN WENT UP

AND SANTA JACK WAS LIKE: “OH RA REALLY I GOTTA PISS MANNN”

AND YUGI WAS ALL LIKE

I just want one wish

AND SANTA JACK WAS LIKE

I’M NOT A FUCKING GENIE.

AND THEN YUGI CRIED

AND SANTA JACK WAS LIKE: BITCH PLEASE

AND THEN SANTA JACK HAD TO PEE EVEN MORE

BECAUSE OF THE OVERWHELMING RIVERS COMING OUT OF YUGI’S EYES

AND JOHAN CONTINUED TO CHASE RAINBOWS FOR SKITTLES

AND SANTA JACK WAS LIKE

ADFJASLDKFJASDKJLF

BUT WHEN HE MOVED

THE URGE TO PEE RIGHT THERE INCREASED.

So then he called over his friend Yusei

And was like: “WE NEED TO REV IT UP”

And Yusei was like: “Uh dude what the hell?”

And Jack was like: “PLEASE WE NEED TO KICK THIS INTO OVERDRIVE”

And Yusei stared at Jack for a moment in utter confusion.

BUT THEN HE UNDERSTOOD.

“OKAY I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!”

AND LITTLE YUGI CONTINUED TO CRY.

Yusei soon returned

With a bucket full of octopuses.

And Jack was like “WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE?”

And Yusei was like:

“Because I thought you wanted me to rev up your laughter to get you to pee SEE THEY LOOK LIKE MY HAIR?!”

AND JACK WAS LIKE: “YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A CRAB”

AND JOHAN RETURNED

WITH CANDY CANES HE WAS PISSED.

“THESE ARE NOT SKITTLES”

And then he walked away again.

Then the octopus inked Yusei

Even though only squids can do that

Or are they the same thing

Whatever

Yusei frantically tried to collect it for motor oil.

And Jack was like “DAMMIT THEIR PISSING EVERYWHERE!”

And Yugi was like “GO TO THE MOTHERFUCKING RESTROOM MAN”

AND JACK YELLED IN AUSTRALIAN RAGE.

ALL THE WAY TO THE WASHROOM LEAVING A YELLOW TRAIL BEHIND HIM.

And Johan reappeared.

With more candy canes.

And was like raging because they still weren’t skittles.

And then choked and died from raging and choking on them.

Jack came out of the bathroom

And exclaimed: “I AM THE KING!”

AND RAINBOWS APPEARED EVERYWHERE

AND REVIVED JOHAN.

AND YUGI WAS LIKE: “WISH NOW BITCH” AT JACK.

And Jack was like “Pfft talk to the hand.”

So Yugi did.

And Yusei was like, covered in ink

So he looked black.

And he was off to the side being all

“MHHMMMMMM!” -SNAPS FINGERS OBNOXIOUSLY-

And Jack was all like:

“Where did Yusei go?!”

And Johan was like:

“RAINBOWWWWSSSS”

And started puking up cats

Because of his life connection with them from revival.

Yugi sobbed and lights turned off in the mall.

Johan continued to barf up cats.

And Yusei was nowhere to be found.

Christmas was saved.

The end.